Tuck in my shirt

Quickly tugging your penis to make it semi-erect/chub up usually right before someone sees it.
Person 1: I'm a grower so I had to tuck in my shirt before walking past the pool in my sweatpants.
Person 2: You tuck in too? I do that at the gym!
by October 23, 2020
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nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 31, 2023
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π-shirt

A T-shirt with a hole that resembles the shape of the number π—one that is debatably unsuitable to be worn by young girls and women unless they are wearing it over an unholey garment.
Some math geeks plan to wear a π-shirt on Pi Day to make a fashion statement before their peers and teachers.
by Fasters January 20, 2022
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closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.
"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"
by Flu flu without a clu clue November 01, 2023
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tucking in my shirt

"I was tucking in my shirt after taking off the recording equipment"
by Therouni October 21, 2020
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tucking in my shirt

The Borat video is a complete fabrication. I was tucking in my shirt after taking off the recording equipment.
by rozenge October 21, 2020
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waifu shirt

a shirt with a waifu on it
person 1: "wow, did you see nik with his shitty waifu shirt? pussy"
person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking weeaboo
by dyespresso August 29, 2018
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