Santa hats

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny

Yo, that girl last night had Santa hats

by anonymous August 3, 2024

Santa

A big fat red and white hobo. Red faced probably from somewhere where people rage. stupid. Lets everbody think he existes

Santa!! Is that you?

by asjbh October 8, 2019

Santa claus

Other terms for inexistence

Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL

by Aloovn December 19, 2017

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

THE END

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.

by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022

Santa Sacking

The act of dropping your balls on your girl in the snow during Christmas Time.

Where is Tim and Jess?

Oh, they're out back santa sacking!

by Jimjohns5 February 25, 2023

santas grotto

The love dungeon in which Santa often takes the elves and people on the naughty list for BDSM related activities.

1) Heard some really lots screeching from Santas grotto last night.
2) Not sure if the snow was melting around Santas grotto but I saw some fluids seeping under the door this morning
3) You seen the Ho ho hoe's coming in and out of Santas grotto? Damn, they would make me cum more than once a year.

by SilentDefiner February 7, 2019

Dirty Santa

When you're in the backseat of your car and you don't want to bust on your backseat. You bust in the palm of your hand then slap her on the face. Causing a white beard on her face.

Joey was banging his Hinge date in the backseat of his cars as he was about to bust he realized he didn't want to stain his seats. He then made the decision to conduct a Dirty Santa on his Hinge date and his seats remained clean.

by The new Nato February 26, 2024