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Boys Suck Cake Day

This holiday originated February 8, 2004 by the lovely ladies of Merrick, Long Island. It is a day to celebrate how shitty the opposite sex can be whether you're in a relationship or not. On this day, it is your right to buy a cake, preferably w. nuts so you can crunch them, with the words "Boys Suck Cake" written across the top and eat the entire thing by just digging in.
"Sweet, Boys Suck Cake Day is next week! I'll order the cake from Baskin Dunkin w. pralines ice cream and vanilla cake, and you make sure all the girls are coming over around 7 to celebrate! :] "

" BSCD is the greatest holiday ever !! "

" Boys SUCK CAKE, on FEB EIGHT ! "
Boys Suck Cake Day by Colette Heefner February 27, 2008

the suck 

The place of ultimate suckiness. The original suckiness from which springs all other suckiness in the world. The black hole of suckiness. Used by Marines as a nickname for the Marine Corps. It sounds like a put-down, but it is actually a testament to the dedication of those who endure it for the rest of us.
"Welcome to the suck." Used after initiation of a new recruit. Also used by any marine upon realization that a new, deeper, previously unreached, level of suckiness exists.
the suck by erock68la March 30, 2009

Suck job 

Getting your lips around somebody's shaft and giving it a good old suck until they cream on your tonsils
I'd give those lads Harvey and Cam a suck job anyday. I've heard that girl Becky is good at giving suck jobs
Suck job by Helentaylor March 10, 2015

suck my nan 

An expression when someone is annoyed in a jokey way.
Person 1: Can I have some of your food?
Person 2: Nah mate suck my nan.
suck my nan by itsmeheybro January 30, 2017

your life is suck 

1) when your friends life sucks horribly, but you dont give a shit to care
Lauren: My classes are hard, and my homework sucks, and i left my money at home.

Andy: LOL, your life is suck!
your life is suck by The_Bartron February 3, 2010

hard cock to suck 

Something that is difficult to accept, but must be done. The proper choice made more difficult because it runs counter to your normal beliefs.
I heard you're going to marry that girl you got pregnant. That's a hard cock to suck, man.
hard cock to suck by bandetox December 16, 2014