Cardboard Sock

(n) A Forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess semen after masturbation / wanking / 5 knuckle shuffle.

Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.

"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"

by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 16, 2009

Dinky Sock

Sock that keeps your dink warm during the winter or night.
Comes in polyester, wool, and even rubber.

My dink's cold so I'm going to wear my Dinky Sock.

by SexyIsCool February 02, 2011

Sandy Sock

You put sand in your sock and cum in the sock and then you put it on and walk with it.

Man that Sandy Sock looks so nasty but I’m amazed Ted could walk with it on.

by J Pup December 24, 2020

twat sock

girls who are good for nothing but their fuck hole and drama.

seth invited a twat sock to move into the apartment instead of me....

by carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl August 02, 2011

Packing Socks

When a male packs socks in his crotch area, to make it appear he has a bigger penis.

"was the sex good?" "no, he was packing socks. and it gave me the false illusion of a big penis.

by keripillow March 01, 2011

Sock Shuppet

A Discord user who is part of Fallen Lucario's server (and probably many others). This rare species of ghost is the definition of AIDS according to Ghost Shader (a fellow member).

Go give this lonely dude a message @Sock Puppet#2259

Have you seen Sock Shuppet recently?
Nah, I heard he had his phone/laptop taken away.
God damnit.

by Gundham Tanaka October 21, 2017

floppy sock

1. (noun or verb) a flacid penis, generally long in length, that is difficult to erect. Shaking the penis in attempts to get hard result in a "dead puppet" type motion hence the term floppy sock. Also known as "flop sock".

See Aaron Hands.

Noun - I wanted to bone that bitch but all that Jack I drank gave me a floppy sock.

Verb - I couldn't get it up so I floppy-socked that bitch in the face for a while until I gave up and smoked a blunt.

by King Blumpkin of SoCal March 05, 2004