nombre shut up!

Nombre shut up: An expression of disbelief.

Hey I just won the lotto! Nombre shut up!

by chingos February 20, 2010

up fuck the shut

STFU backwards, used to put the annoyance into such confusion that s/he automatically ceases talking for a moment to process what you just said.

"...and then I totally fucked that bitch in the ear."

"Dude! Up fuck the shut!"

"...What?"

by Jack Kaplan December 29, 2008

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

BE QUIET ! and stay quiet

1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!

by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006

up the shut fuck

Jedi Master Yoda's version of the popular phrase, Shut The Fuck Up.

Yoda replied to Luke Skywalker, "Up the shut fuck, whiny bitch."

by Punchitchewie December 14, 2007

will you shut up, man?

Only the most courageous people can say this... to the president of the united fucking states. Also has become a meme.

Person 1: As I was saying-
Person 2: *interrupts about five thousand times*
Person 1: Will you shut up, man?

by alksjfhaksdfh September 30, 2020

freeze your minge shut

To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubes and clitty litter.

1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"

2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.

by mikkachops August 28, 2006

a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up

a not-so-nice way of telling someone to be quiet

How about a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up?

by Ozaveli December 14, 2007