Pussy shirt

A shirt in a guy’s wardrobe that he chooses to wear when he hopes to score hot pussy. Typically, a pussy shirt is several levels nicer than the average of all the shirts he owns.

“Hey, Marc your shirt has no wrinkles and makes you look decent for once. That has to be your pussy shirt”

by PilsnerUrquell May 12, 2019

breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.

Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!

by JCutts March 22, 2019

Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt

by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019

no shirt gang

Reserved for only highly elite no shirted people in the world. A gang of complete secrecy. If you know, you know or you're just super ripped

member 1; No shirt gang for life
member 2; It's a lifestyle

by hesmorerippedthanher;) May 21, 2019

T shirt

T shirt is someone who scared to do something also called a wetty

He’s a t shirt

by Cloutchassr June 5, 2019

T-Shirt Bod

A body type resting in between a dad bod and a body type you would actually feel comfortable with whilst being shirtless in public. Looks at least passable in a t-shirt, hence the name.

Guy 1: Hey man, you been eating better? You look like you dropped some weight.

Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!

by Anonymous900000000000000 September 22, 2019

Guys wear no shirt day

A day in which guys wear no shirt all day. Celebrated on October 15th.

When’s guys wear no shirt day.
It’s on October 15th, maybe you should start working out.

by Anomanous October 13, 2019