closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.

"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"

by Flu flu without a clu clue November 01, 2023

tucking in my shirt

Euphemism for masturbating

"I was tucking in my shirt after taking off the recording equipment"

by Therouni October 21, 2020

tucking in my shirt

Masturbating

The Borat video is a complete fabrication. I was tucking in my shirt after taking off the recording equipment.

by rozenge October 21, 2020

waifu shirt

a shirt with a waifu on it

person 1: "wow, did you see nik with his shitty waifu shirt? pussy"
person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking weeaboo

by dyespresso August 29, 2018

Shirt Lifter

Another term for a Homosexual.

Have you heard? Philip Schofield is a raging Shirt Lifter.

by Cram2302 March 23, 2021

mascara on shirt

When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making

She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her

by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018

Usin' A Shirt

The Act of commiting a high degree of crimes semi-naked, and tucking your shirt between and in your rectum, to justify being naked in puplic.

"I wasn't naked! I was Usin' A Shirt!"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023