Secret Cervix

E deliciously fried cheese curd you eat at midnight. Usually while in a intoxicated state.

I was so drunk last night that I ate secret cervix till the sun came up.

by Bob the manic depressive March 20, 2023

Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny

absolute god/unit, most annoying thing on planet (almost, the British tiger is more)

my man, what's good Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny

by SecretAgentDashingDerpyBunny August 20, 2020

Secret Salta

It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!

- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?

- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.

by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 1, 2017

secret spaghetti

The American version of Dîner en Blanc. A special quiet meal that Miraculously occurs when at least one member is not allowed to eat spaghetti.

Girl 1: *calls girl 2 on cellphone* come over for dinner I am having spaghetti

Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet

Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it

by Sänd Demon May 29, 2019

Victors Secret

Made up version of a male Victoria’s Secret

Also could mean a guy who dresses up in Victoria’s Secret clothing.

Did you see homeboy rocking the pink sweats? Yeah he rockin Victors Secret forreal.

by Jayley Weathers January 5, 2023

secret pickle

when you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend and you're cheating on them

shayla is in a secret pickle because she wants to fuck Caleb but is dating izzy.

by kayak in da boat February 23, 2021

Secret Centurion

A secret centurion is a group of friends who share inside jokes. Any group of people can form a secret centurion. There is only one exception. A Rithvik or a Navad can not be part of the secret centurion. Anyone else can.

Daniel: Twoooo!
Everyone except Rithvik: *Laughing* Wow! The whole secret centurion is laughing at that amazing joke!

by DnEiCgOgYa October 13, 2022