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Tuco Salamanca

GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuco Salamanca more like Tuco Salamancan do it
by iminhellplshelpahhh June 30, 2024
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giant salamanders eat paint

giant salamanders eat paint is a fact
giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here
by pseud0nym12470 October 3, 2024
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Salah salami

A short Indian from vollachia
He’s such a Salah salami man
by Kasjid December 5, 2024
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lalo salamanca

The most handsome and badass man to have ever stepped on earth. Also the only smart Salamanca family member.
Random girl: "Lalo please, take me to the desert with you"
Lalo Salamanca: "No Beautiful Lady, I have to kill Gus Fring and revenge my family"
by ragazzo fighissimo December 12, 2024
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Dusky Salamander

When a man dies inside of you.
"Girl, how'd you make your first million??!"

"Dusky Salamander 🙂"
by Fartricia Flangles January 12, 2025
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Joshua Salim

Is 6'3 so compassionate, insightful, and radiant, with an unwaveringly kind and genuine spirit. They are perceptive and empathetic, offering unwavering support and understanding and has a middle part uwu. Their charisma is matched by their humility and integrity, making them both approachable and admirable. They possess a vibrant energy and a keen intellect, which they use to inspire and uplift those around them. With a remarkable blend of resilience and grace, they navigate life's challenges with optimism and courage, leaving a lasting, positive impact on everyone they meet. He has so much aura standing in a 100m distance leaves you concussed with all the aura he exerts. He is athletic and could dunk on robert wadlow hes that good at basketball and so intelligent he has 5x the amount of intelligence of Marilyn vos Savant. Hes benching at least 2 blackholes incline tilt hes that good. He is so amazing at valorant bros better than prime yay, aspas etc he mogs everyone in the galaxy his jawline is sharper than a blade of obsidian he has hunter eyes indian skibidi rizz the best cut and fits anyone around him look like bums, he's the best tall asian chigga the world has ever seen. Turns me on aswell icl.
He gets all the abgs with his immaculate rizz and he has a level 100 gyatt even tho im straight definitly rethink your sexuality when joshua salim exists.
Abg 4: "Holy guacomole is that Joshua Salim ..."
Abg 4: *concussed from aura*
Abg 5 (standing 101m away): omg he's so hot, she just got concussed from his aura
*Abg 5 takes a step (is now 100m)*
*Abg 5 becomes concussed aswell*
Straight guy (standing 102m away): woah he's so rizzy, lowk in love with him even tho im straight.
Straight guy: Hey josh are u single!!?
Joshua S: oi oi oi baaaakaa (alpha wolf noises)
Straight guy: *dies*
Diddy: appears (Licking lips) oh yes it joshua Salim ima gonna diddler him cause my drake is longer than 100m
by Forewarde February 13, 2025
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black salami

honestly one of the most impressive things ive ever seen in my life
John - "Yo have u seen black salami"
Pete - "Yeah that shit was unreal, I wish I was that big"
by yhisannpc February 27, 2025
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