4am Rule

If a sus thing is said between 4-5 am its not gay as its too late to be considered gay

Guy 1: Damn im tryna eat some ass today
Guy 2: bro thats gay
Guy 1: its not its 4am the 4am Rule counts

by 9+10=2111 November 11, 2020

Ghost Rule Growl

A ghost rule growl refers to the powerful note in the song Ghost Rule by DECO*27. Although the original song doesn’t actually use Hatsune Miku’s growl, people like to make compilations of stolen vocaloid covers of the song calling them “Growl Compilations”.

“Oh god I found one of those TikTok accounts that just posts ghost rule growls”

by GnomeoStan23 September 7, 2021

Fox Rules

Knowingly saying something you know is false for profit.

I really did my homework mom, I'm not using Fox Rules?
Do you want the truth or can I go by Fox Rules?

by Philip Stevens March 7, 2023

Jakop-undo rule

undoes the self-first rule, can only be used when you are in grave danger.

Andy: i am a getting laid
You: Jakop-undo rule... I need my father to drive mearound numorously to prove I need a car.

by joe skulla May 4, 2008

The Banana Fire Rule

The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)

Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.

Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!

by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011

The 50% Rule

The 50% Rule

This rule is based on the 4 basic areas of interest to a man – (in no particular order) 1- FACE / 2-CHEST / 3-BUTT / 4- ATTITUDE. The 50% rule states that a woman only needs to possess favorable qualities in 50% of these basic areas of interest to be looked upon as desirable or lust worthy to a man. Basically stated 2 out of 4 are enough. Anything more is a bonus.

A woman with a nice rack and great attitude is just as desirable as a woman with a nice face and good butt. Mix & match using The 50% Rule, it works any way you try it.

by gunslinger50 November 19, 2011

30/30 Rule

If you can last 30 minutes in bed and can run for 30 seconds it is safe to fuck a crazy chick.

"you're gonna fuck Stacey"

"don't worry I fit the 30/30 rule"

by Angrovar June 19, 2018