When a person, company or organization takes over something that people depend on, then totally screw it up so bad, or jack the price up ridiculously high, that it's now completely unusable and loads of people are just plain screwed. The perpetrator then gets off totally scott free, laughing in total glee at others misfortune. Usually used to destroy a competing service, company, technology, person, memory, holiday or other resource. Named for Oracle, Inc. after their acquisition of Sun Microsystems, and Oracle's subsequent destruction of the Java programming language and MySQL database system. But applicable to every day life by cool people as well as nerds. Because cool people are actually smart, not pathetic losers who revel in their own idiocy.
Say you're at a party and some dude grabs your beer then spits in it. "Want it back now?" he says. That's Pulling an Oracle.
Or, say your best buddy had sex with your girlfriend. You can't sleep with her ever again - not after he's been playin' around in that! He just pulled an Oracle.
Another example: say you have sex with a girl for the first time on Christmas eve. Like the dumbass you are, you fall head over heals for her. Then she goes and fucks every guy in sight and laughs her ass off at your subsequent state of total disarray. Now, every time you think of Christmas, you think of her - and all the pain she brought into your world. That's one masterful Pulling of an Oracle.
Or, say your best buddy had sex with your girlfriend. You can't sleep with her ever again - not after he's been playin' around in that! He just pulled an Oracle.
Another example: say you have sex with a girl for the first time on Christmas eve. Like the dumbass you are, you fall head over heals for her. Then she goes and fucks every guy in sight and laughs her ass off at your subsequent state of total disarray. Now, every time you think of Christmas, you think of her - and all the pain she brought into your world. That's one masterful Pulling of an Oracle.
by TwistedMotherFucker December 10, 2010
by Anfilozabot June 02, 2022
The act of doing something for so long that poeple relent and accept you unregardless of your skill or age etc.
by fucc 12 October 28, 2019
To invite yourself over to a friends house, then invite more friends over that may or may not know who's house they are going to.
Alexandra: Hey Joe im coming over to your house later today, ok?
Burrito: Ummm, I can't i have Football tryouts tomorow and I don't want to be all tired for them tomorrow.
Alexandra: C'mon, I know you want to!
Burrito: Not really...
Alexandra: Ok i'll be there at 7, oh i'm bringing some friends along, you know Daniel right?
Burrito: No
Alexandra: Thats ok, hes a cool kid, so i'll bring him along anyway.
Burrito: You are pulling a Webb man, thats not cool.
Burrito: Ummm, I can't i have Football tryouts tomorow and I don't want to be all tired for them tomorrow.
Alexandra: C'mon, I know you want to!
Burrito: Not really...
Alexandra: Ok i'll be there at 7, oh i'm bringing some friends along, you know Daniel right?
Burrito: No
Alexandra: Thats ok, hes a cool kid, so i'll bring him along anyway.
Burrito: You are pulling a Webb man, thats not cool.
by Zac Effron July 02, 2007
by Bumbbumbtits September 08, 2017
1.)To do something everyone doubted you'd ever be able to do (e.g. win an Oscar after multiple decades of failed attempts.)
2.)To give a handjob to anyone born from July 22nd - August 22nd
2.)To give a handjob to anyone born from July 22nd - August 22nd
"I'd take my gilfriend to the party, but knowing her she'd probably pull a leo"
"You're right, she is pretty unpredictable"
"You're right, she is pretty unpredictable"
by d.labe19 May 17, 2016
I sat down to write my Aunt Edna an email, but then I ended up pulling root to photos of my ex-girlfriend.
I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.
I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.
by tincan77 October 25, 2011