I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.
by CowboyChance February 27, 2021
Get the Cool Ranch Puddingmug. by WhiteYeezus April 11, 2015
Get the PUDmug. When Taylor went to the bathroom during her period, she found it was not just pee, but pud that was being ejected.
by Lord Militus July 13, 2022
Get the Pudmug. A type of sweet treat that is a great dessert for when you don't have any desserts.
Recipe:
1/3 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1. In a 2 quart saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt. Slowly stir in milk. Bring to a boil, and cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until mixture thickens. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Stir in vanilla.
2. Pour hot pudding into dessert glasses or molds that have been rinsed in cold water. Chill until firm. Unmold if desired.
3. Serve.
Recipe:
1/3 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1. In a 2 quart saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt. Slowly stir in milk. Bring to a boil, and cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until mixture thickens. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Stir in vanilla.
2. Pour hot pudding into dessert glasses or molds that have been rinsed in cold water. Chill until firm. Unmold if desired.
3. Serve.
My dog, QP, ate pudding yesterday.
Did you hear about the man across the street who was selling pudding yesterday?
Did you hear about the man across the street who was selling pudding yesterday?
by Baking Pangolin May 5, 2018
Get the Puddingmug. A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.
"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "
That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.
That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.
That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021
Get the Pedophile Pudding Cupmug. A dessert item that you must be a frequent flyer/extended stay homeowner in a local county jail or state corrections facility to enjoy . contains bread and pudding products ground up together arranged in a more appealing fasion .
Also used as currency, projectile/weopon and or gambling payment
Also used as currency, projectile/weopon and or gambling payment
I slapped that bitch wit my bread pudding;
Bitch you owe me 2 bread puddings ;
You gon have to pay 3 bread puddings for that
Bitch you owe me 2 bread puddings ;
You gon have to pay 3 bread puddings for that
by BreezyS36408 April 20, 2017
Get the Bread puddingmug. def 1: Little Nelson could not even tie his own shoes, the father spoke to little Nelson, "What a Pud."
def 2: I watched my father beat his large pud on my bed.
def 2: I watched my father beat his large pud on my bed.
by John Eli January 29, 2019
Get the Pudmug.