Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

by SendingPizza August 29, 2018

Potato Treatment

The act of calling someone a potato. To be used in derogatory/accusatory, and usually comedic context, where other names may be too harsh/offensive. Can be interchanged with other commonplace food items (e.g. doughnut, zucchini, etc.)

"Hahaha omg you potato."
"Potato?"
'Yeah. Everyone I know gets the potato treatment at some point. No-one is safe"

by Moos98 September 17, 2018

Pale potato

Someone with very pale skin yet a Devine peel

Eva is a pale potato

by Palepotato May 5, 2017

potato cannon

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...

SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.

by The Rek-r November 21, 2019

Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.

I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.

by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017

Potato Bagger

The antonym of "brown bagger", A potato bagger is a girl that has a nice face, but an unattractive body. A potato bag race involves pulling a potato bag over the majority of your body while trying to hop to a finish line. From this game, evolved the name "Potato Bagger". It suggests that a girl with an unattractive body but a decent face should consider wearing a potato bag over her body while only revealing her face.

Tom: "Did you see the new girl they hired?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's definitely a potato bagger."

by Spaghetti Batman April 23, 2013

potato skins

The left over shit stuck to the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush

After you punished my toilet, I had to scrub the potato skins off the bowl.

by Joseph (ADC) January 26, 2008