Harry Potter

An epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.

Dumb-ass: Why would I wanna read a stupid children's book?
Awesomer: Harry Potter's an epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Uh....

by Nerdfighter1998 June 1, 2011

Harry Potter

A series of 7 books and 8 movies, the books written by J.K.Rowling, about a young boy named Harry Potter with messy black hair and bright green eyes who's wizard parents were murdered by the most evil and powerful wizard of all time named Voldemort when he was a year old. Harry lives with his horrible aunt, uncle and cousin until he's eleven, who told him his parents died in a car crash, meaning he doesn't know anything about magic or witches or wizards. When Harry turns eleven he is informed that he is, infact, a wizard, the real story of how his parents died, and that he is to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The rest of the series tell of his wonderful, exciting, dangerous and magical adventures, eventually ending in defeating Voldemort. It is, without a doubt, the best story ever written. Side note: J.K Rowling is the Queen of Everything.

Unicorn: Hey, what are you reading?

Pecan: Oh, you know, only the first book in the best series ever written.

Unicorn: OMG, HARRY POTTER?

Pecan: YESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Unicorn and Pecan: WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!! *high fives*

by Queen Fangirl Unicorn November 25, 2013

plottergize

the act of formulating a diabolical plan

I am about to plottergize on this broad to put her on the track.

by The Dow Jonez September 26, 2009

potterfaced

to be a fraud.. a poster of bullshit

Iexbeta has been potterfaced.

by .. hmmmm mr X! April 7, 2003

pottered

to be in love with a sexy beast

I'm soooooooooo pottered

by Nestely Linear I October 16, 2009

Plouter

A person or group of people that are into tapping Plout

Me "I never expected that Marc was a Plouter"

Other "Ya man he really likes the Plout"

by B.C. Plout September 8, 2010

Platterz

Platterz or Platty:

Abbreviation for the word 'Platform'. Used by divers worldwide for platform diving and competitions.

Diver 1: "Are you competing Platterz?"
Diver 2: " No because last week i went splatty on platterz.

by diverfosho October 24, 2011