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Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.
He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*
by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013
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g plate

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late plate

Someone you only call late at night when you're drunk and want to hook up, but wouldn't actually date or hang out with. Derives from late night plates of terrible food at diners that are only acceptable after 3am.
"I didn't meet anyone cool at the party last night, so I called up my late plate."

"Kristen, that guy never texts you except after midnight, when he's drunk and wants to get laid. He's late plating you!"
by JGrizz November 6, 2013
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small plate

depending on the context "small plate" may have several meanings

Small Plate most commonly refers to a plate filled with a small amount of food, which the person intends to refill several times before the end of the meal.

At a restaurant a Small Plate is a nicely presented dish of culinary delights which is so tiny that it's sure to leave you starving for more. It also costs exponentially more than the actual value of the food.

Small Plate may also mean a snack chosen out of lack for better options and a larger plate with more delicious food should follow shortly.
"This party sure has some bomb ass food, i think ill get a small plate, would u like me to grab one for you too or are you just gonna go for it?"

"We have a special today, its a small plate, and comes with a bite of local cheese and one organically grown nut, for only $8.95"

"I guess ill have this small plate of leftovers while the feast is being prepared"
by BurritoLuvNumba1 December 18, 2013
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drop plates

An old slang term for kick a**.
Guy 1- Im gonna drop plates on that jerk off.
Guy 2- go ahead bro.
by johnny T March 19, 2014
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mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
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mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
by DefineThat November 10, 2014
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