pseudo pit

a fake mosh pit. very weak with no proper moshing happening.
oli: dude, you see that mosh pit last night at the suicide silence gig?
matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!
by eloisepr June 10, 2016
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court-pits

The kind of armpit sweat that accumulates whilst waiting for your murder case to be called in a court of law
"Man I almost got the court-pits in there, another minute and I would have cracked"
by TheMüller January 16, 2019
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Pit Cans

A man or woman that is so obese that their moobs or breasts are under their armpits.
That fat fuck has pit cans!
by them00se July 20, 2012
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Cuck Pit

A place for fascists and reactionaries to return to the soil
Apparently, that Slovenian guy's great-grandfather who was a big fan of Ante Pavelić got sent to the Cuck Pit by Tito's partisans
by TitosShovel January 01, 2023
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Attention Mosh Pit

When with a group of 2 or more puppies, the event that occurs when they all vie for one's attention. When petting one dog, the other(s) climb on top of, nip, or otherwise hurt the first puppy, desperate for the attention of the person.
I was petting one of the puppies from Jade's litter when it turned in to an attention mosh pit - all the other puppies began fighting each other to be petted.
by I'm Really Not Okay July 02, 2011
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pit the bitch

sticking your arm pit in a girls face.
when your wife or girl friend just lays there during sex. so you pin her down and put your arm pit in her face.

dude my wife just lays there during sex what should i do?

his buddy says pit the bitch.
by cokane_88 January 11, 2010
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river pits

Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.
Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
by Spencer-C9 January 06, 2008
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