Perfect Relationship

When two people can facetime each other and act like complete idiots and still love each other.

Will: Does something stupid
Kylie: Laughs then does something else stupid
Both: Die inside and love each other
Others: Wow look at that perfect relationship

by CrazyWillster January 30, 2019

the perfect attire

an all black fit

all black fit thats the perfect attire

by j6mari August 18, 2022

Perfect Piss

The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.

Gary: Hurry up!!!
John: Don't worry, I'll take the perfect piss.
Gary: Wow, that was fast!!

by fitz6278 October 2, 2011

ok perfect

When something doesn’t go your way and you have nothing to say.

Can I get a pumpkin loaf? No. Ok perfect.

by Unicorn frappuccino November 28, 2022

beyond perfect

something that isn’t comparable to anything else. something that changes the meaning of perfect.

Guy: whoa have you seen that girl? she’s beyond perfect
Other guy: oh you mean that girl Lois? yeah she is

by Doseful May 3, 2020

Frame Perfect

A trick in many games (Smash Bros, Geometry Dash, almost anything speedrunning) that involves making inputs in a single frame.
Basically just a really hard timing.

That frame perfect is really hard to pull off.

by some random guy on urban dict October 1, 2023

Perfect Phonecall

n.- v.- (t.) A situation or circumstance alleged to be legitimate, but is plainly otherwise.

"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."

by k80theshade November 17, 2019