beyond perfect

something that isn’t comparable to anything else. something that changes the meaning of perfect.

Guy: whoa have you seen that girl? she’s beyond perfect
Other guy: oh you mean that girl Lois? yeah she is

by Doseful May 3, 2020

Jeni Perfect

A woman who is the most beautiful in any setting. & incredibly smart, debate her at your own risk she will make you look like you have a reserved seat on short bus.

(Man) “Holy moly who is that woman that just arrived”?

(everyone) “That’s Jeni Perfect”! “Duh”!

(man) “She’s beyond stunning! Wow she owns the world rocking those hot white shorts”!

(everyone) “Dude she owns the world period! She rocks only Hot! Every other woman is jealous & knows not to stand too close to Jeni Perfect unless they want to get pwned in the beauty department, crowds of admirers will shout “hey lady quit embarrassing yourself. move from our line of sight to Jeni Perfect, we’re doing you a favor for real” “Every guy who catches glimpse of her will wake up tomorrow & start working out etc

(man) “her man is the luckiest in the world, is he kool”!

(everyone) he used drugs. Adios.

(man) “How could a man be so dumb? Is he retarded or something “?

(everyone) the dumbest man & biggest fool. Used meth & from being hers to being an asshole & crazy as fuck weirdo. Heard he’s turned it around . You imagine being that dumb”?

(man) a man that stupid ought to do nothing but turn it around! If I was kool enough to be with Jeni Perfect I’d never make that mistake, bet it haunts him”

(everyone) acted like monster so ihe should feel haunted. Fuck him”

(man) “wow, you think she ever thinks of him? the worlds dumbest man?

(everyone) sucks to be him. SOBER only chance the fool got.

Seeing Jeni Perfect you realize perfection does exist & it’s jealous of her too!

by sober.clean.sane.forevermore January 28, 2019

The perfect ship

Mattiemay and Ethan B

This is the perfect ship

by Jimmy3207 August 26, 2019

pretending perfection

Pretending Perfection is an album written by West Virginia's one and only, Huey Mack. Huey Mack's Pretending Perfection has 12 songs on it, and is available on iTunes. Huey shows many different emotions in this song, as such as mentioning about how good things can happen if you be simple, and keep things straight. He made a whole entire song about his mom, and named it Charlotte, and how his mom supported his rapping career when he dropped out of school, and her single mom life when her husband Rick left her. He raps out about parting and how he has women always loving and partying with him. He made a song named "Real Me" and explains that just because he's a rapper, who has lovers and haters, he still lives a normal life with normal people. This album reached number 8 on billboard, a huge accomplishment. This is an album worth having. I respect Huey Mack more then you could imagine.

Huey Mack's new album, pretending perfection just released

by ldlamppa December 9, 2013

Pandemic-perfect

A style of dressing in which your face is covered with a mask and you are wearing gloves.

That mask. Those gloves. Dang. Get it, baby. You are pandemic-perfect.

by LeggingsAndBeets March 22, 2020

Perfect Relationship

When two people can facetime each other and act like complete idiots and still love each other.

Will: Does something stupid
Kylie: Laughs then does something else stupid
Both: Die inside and love each other
Others: Wow look at that perfect relationship

by CrazyWillster January 30, 2019

the perfect attire

an all black fit

all black fit thats the perfect attire

by j6mari August 18, 2022