floor whore

- Where is Derek? I went to his office but didn't see him.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.
by ohnojan September 9, 2022
mugGet the floor whoremug.

floor skrilla

The semen and sweat soaked money found on the floor of a strip club.
That ho work at the Bank and Spank, but she busted so she ain't even gettin that Floor Skrilla
by Rhenthalin1 October 23, 2014
mugGet the floor skrillamug.

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
mugGet the Toothpaste on the floormug.

Piss on the Floor

Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”
Jackie: “Did you see the school play?”
Wilson: “Yeah! It was such a piss on the floor this year”
by Robby_ April 11, 2024
mugGet the Piss on the Floormug.

Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.
by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022
mugGet the Golden Floormug.

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