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organized religion

n.
A form of crime ring or cult that relies on convincing the general public that they are the guardians of morality and ethics.
They usually hide behind walls of self-righteousness and mass manipulation.

Questioning their propaganda is prohibited - sometimes as part of any scriptures or other materials passed down through the generations.

In this, they are able to exist for centuries, or even millennia - without interference from most forms of government and law enforcement.
Some of their favourite victim groups include:
- Young Children
- People with Disabilities
- The Mentally Ill
- The Naive
- Members of other organized religions, or even persons not affiliated with one
BOB: Hey Tom, did you hear Father Grimes got sent to jail cause he raped a bunch of kids 20 years ago?
TOM: That's organized religion for you...

MARY: Hey Betty, my parents are thinking of going to Syria to kill people that don't agree with their beliefs...
BETTY: Good grief... sounds like that organized religion got to their heads.

ADAM: Richard, have you heard of that group that meets at the community centre every weekend? COVID's got me bored as fuck... I'm thinking of joining.
RICHARD: Watch out, that's some cult-ass organized religion bullshit going on there.
ADAM: Oh wow, thanks! Definitely going to be skipping that garbage.
by diabetesspicelatte November 10, 2021
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Orgler

One who engages in the act of drinking with eight arms. Based on the german saying "achtarmiger orgler" wich is used quite often in german drinking culture.
"Hans is drinking so fast, he is orgeling his beer with eight arms. Hans is a real orgler."
by Haladdis December 12, 2021
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Orgothumophilia

When a person is sexually aroused by someone expressing anger in a passionate or violent way, or when a person is sexually aroused by someone expressing their anger at them specifically.

Most often refers to a BDSM kink where a man or woman likes to have a person of the opposite, or sometimes even the same sex, but most often the opposite sex, pretend to be angry at them while indulging in their BDSM kinks and fetishes together.

Can also refer to when a man or woman likes to do things or say things to their partner intentionally to annoy or irritate them hoping they will lash out their anger at them.

From the Classical Greek words for anger, "Orgé" and "Thumós/Thymós"
(From a college class I was in once):
Professor: So if you take the concept of getting naming things from Greek and Latin and attaching "-phobia" or "-philia" to it, that's where we get phobias from, which are fears, and "philias" which are things we like, or in a more erotic sense, things we find sexually arousing.

Student: So you can do that with almost any word?
Professor: Technically yes. At least, almost any word. But most likely if you make it up it won't actually be accepted or recognized as a real word.

(Student later on that day talking to their girlfriend)
Student: Hey I think I finally found a name for that fetish I told you about that?
Student's girlfriend: About liking someone when they get angry?
Student: Yeah! I call it Orgothumophilia!
Student's girlfriend: What the literal fuck?...
by A Black Smartass from America February 21, 2022
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GaGa Orgy

a music video with Lady Gaga in it and many men, usually involving kissing or dry humping
GaGa Orgy-Alejandro, Paparazi, and Love game
by ellybelly161 July 7, 2010
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The Organic Panic

Refers to the subculture of people who will only eat organic food and make sure everyone knows it.
Is that organic?! I can't possibly eat that if it isn't 100% organic and I want you to know it. Is that applesauce organic? Because if it's not it might poison my child. Really? McDonalds, do they have an organic menu? I'm part of The Organic Panic.
by llibymme August 22, 2012
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Compliment orgy

When a group of women, often with mediocre looks, excessively compliment one another in a public arena in the hope of elevating their collective presteige in the eyes of onlookers. Compliment orgies usually manifest themselves in Facebook photo comments where one woman uploads a photo, and her friends reply "so pretty!!", "super like", "you look wow!"

The demographic is usually female teens or young female adults who do not have children, and regard others' perception of them as their life's purpose. Occasionally young adult males, feeling left out, attempt to replicate this apparent camraderie. However, the male recipient does not reciporicate because he does not understand the concept of a compliment orgy, while the female recipient feels that responding with anything more than a superficial "thank you" diminishes the elevated image she is building.
Woman 1 uploads photo
Woman 2: so pretty!
Woman 3: you look wow!
Woman 4: super like
Male: (silently thinks) Yet another compliment orgy.
by Non-conformist 2 April 29, 2013
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homework orgy

Angela: "Hey, want to hang out?"
Donna: "I can't. I'm having a homework orgy right now."
by mike_hawk November 1, 2013
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