When someone is on there way to the restroom to defecate, they are said to be on the "number two truck."
Person A: Where did Johnny go?
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.
by Maggie L. January 14, 2008

by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001

by DeeEmmDee April 22, 2010

a useless fat wreck or fuck up to society,
they hunt in packs and smell of old cheese
they think they are kings but rather they are a
Fat Truck Stop
they hunt in packs and smell of old cheese
they think they are kings but rather they are a
Fat Truck Stop
A perfect example of this would be Weybo and shcroter they are the biggest Fat Truck Stops i know
cheers boys
cheers boys
by toddy b August 21, 2006

A pretty boy truck is a full-size pickup truck that was ordered with options such as leather seats, wood-grain dash trim, and the most chrome trim options available from the factory. A pretty-boy truck has a short bed and no hitch since the owner never has and never will do any work with it. They are usually four-wheel drive, but this is just so the owner can brag about having 4WD (the pretty boy owner will never take it off pavement for fear of getting it dirty). A pretty boy truck is often accented with fake chrome-colored trim accessories bought for a dollar apiece at Autozone, and many city people put 24 inch rims and lo-pros on it that give you a 100 foot turning radius and traction like roller-skates. 9 out of 10 times it is a Chevrolet, since they are already unsuited for work, and chances are also good that the owner is a raging douchebag. City douchebags like to lower the suspension beyond any utility, while country douchebags like to lift them beyond all utility.
Worker #1: "Hey, Joe, did you see Tyler's truck in the parking lot this morning?"
Worker #2: "Yeah. You know, it wouldn't look like such a pretty boy truck if it didn't have plastic chrome-colored door handle stickers, gas cap stickers, and the Fox sticker on the back window."
Worker #2: "Yeah. You know, it wouldn't look like such a pretty boy truck if it didn't have plastic chrome-colored door handle stickers, gas cap stickers, and the Fox sticker on the back window."
by IndependentForever November 2, 2009

Your crush. Plain and simple.
As a kid, when the Ice Cream truck would come around, you would get excited and shit. Thats how you feel when your crush walks by.
As a kid, when the Ice Cream truck would come around, you would get excited and shit. Thats how you feel when your crush walks by.
by ConkersBadBreathDay August 21, 2013

A girl says this when she wants to cheat with somebody, but the guy she's cheating on is in the same room
by JoeManHoe September 5, 2016
