a Nathan Collins

A Nathan Collins is the act of cumming as a girl breathes in your direction, from as close as a mile away.
It can also be used as the name for someone this happens to.

"Holy fuck dude, I messed up in maths, Jennifer glanced at me and I came all down my leg, I'm such a Nathan Collins."

"Man, I really pulled a Nathan Collins this morning, a girl was sat behind me in class, as she breathed on me, I projectile came right through my trousers, onto my desk."

by enoemosdeparja October 30, 2021

clean nathan

when you clean up a dirty nathan

"i did a dirty nathan then a clean nathan

by sartiniwenie6969 September 28, 2021

To chuck a Nathan

To say you're going to a friends birthday party but then not turn up for no reason.

Oh man are you going to smithy's birthday? Oh nah I'm going to chuck a Nathan, I don't like that cunt.

by Nathan cuckold August 14, 2021

Nathan bitz

It means to be cute and very attractive and have a fire topper fade

You are looking Nathan Bitzy today

by Nathaniel24 December 7, 2022

Nathan Lumley

Hot Jesus so hot such a man

1. Nathan Lumley is a hottie with a body

by Thecoolestholla January 5, 2023

Nathan Pearce

Ugly as fuck.

Look at Nathan Pearce's ugly body.

by theyungpodcast October 11, 2018

Nathan Jones

likely to own a staffie, wee rat head, should not be approached, is house imprisoned and deprived of natural sunlight due to over-exposure to fortnite and other ps4 applications, may evolve to live underground in the near future due to lack of daylight, did i mention he is a slight rat.

That wee rat boy Nathan Jones with the big ribs

by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018