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Naked

I'm getting naked tonight.
by Candy Corn.com November 27, 2019
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Naked Sunday

The most fun you’re gonna have with no clothes on.
“It’s naked Sunday, invite the girls over”
by stickymicrowave September 20, 2025
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Starke Naked

To be spontaneously attracted to by a athourity figures, such as a gym teacher. The person usually having a voluptuouse chesnut flowing hair, that is uncontrollable to any walks of life.
While taking attendance the gym teacher will call out "Starke Naked" insisting to act like an ass. Instead of calling out the name Starke.
by Gym Class '09 July 29, 2009
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National be butt booty naked day

National be butt booty naked day is on September 23rd where everyone is butt booty naked
Person 1: "yo, today is National be butt booty naked day"
Person 2: "Oh shit, Already?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah"
by 00phamthon September 22, 2025
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Naked lightning attack

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.
Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.
by S.13 July 22, 2022
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naked worm shake

Term used instead of sex.
Wanna get busy doing the ‘naked worm shake?’
by Sea siren October 12, 2018
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Naked Time

A time honored tboy tradition where you spend 15 minutes pacing around your room covered in gel trying not to touch anything. It’s called “naked time” because you are naked the entire time.

A lot of tboys take HRT via testosterone gel. They slather that shit all over their bodies every single day so it gets absorbed through their skin. However, they can’t put clothes on immediately after because clothes can also absorb the gel, which means their bodies won’t. Because tboys are all geniuses, they developed naked time as an innovative solution to this dilemma.
“Bro I walked in on Oliver completely naked — tdick out and everything. I’m pretty sure he was covered in some weird lotion too.”

“It’s called naked time, and it’s an important part of how tboys testosteronemaxx.”
by PenisEnvy July 14, 2025
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