After a large meal, fellacio is performed until climax. During ejaculation, the ejaculator plunges his member deep into the throat of the "fellator" until the gag reflex is triggered. The resulting slurry of vomit and jizz is caught in a bucket, and a turkey baster is employed to collect a sample from said bucket. The turkey baster is inserted into the anus of the party who correctly guesses heads or tails in a coin toss (best two out of three can be used if desired) and the puke/jizz mixture is used as an enema. The recipient of the enema then deposits his charge onto the chest of his partner, whereupon.... the couple fuck. Going out for ice cream afterwards is optional, as is calling one's mother to apologize for being a difficult teenager and not remembering her birthday.
by Aunt jimiema April 28, 2014
Get the mississippi dump truckmug. by DeeEmmDee April 22, 2010
Get the Reverse Dump Truckmug. by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001
Get the super tow truckmug. a useless fat wreck or fuck up to society,
they hunt in packs and smell of old cheese
they think they are kings but rather they are a
Fat Truck Stop
they hunt in packs and smell of old cheese
they think they are kings but rather they are a
Fat Truck Stop
A perfect example of this would be Weybo and shcroter they are the biggest Fat Truck Stops i know
cheers boys
cheers boys
by toddy b August 21, 2006
Get the Fat Truck Stopmug. A pretty boy truck is a full-size pickup truck that was ordered with options such as leather seats, wood-grain dash trim, and the most chrome trim options available from the factory. A pretty-boy truck has a short bed and no hitch since the owner never has and never will do any work with it. They are usually four-wheel drive, but this is just so the owner can brag about having 4WD (the pretty boy owner will never take it off pavement for fear of getting it dirty). A pretty boy truck is often accented with fake chrome-colored trim accessories bought for a dollar apiece at Autozone, and many city people put 24 inch rims and lo-pros on it that give you a 100 foot turning radius and traction like roller-skates. 9 out of 10 times it is a Chevrolet, since they are already unsuited for work, and chances are also good that the owner is a raging douchebag. City douchebags like to lower the suspension beyond any utility, while country douchebags like to lift them beyond all utility.
Worker #1: "Hey, Joe, did you see Tyler's truck in the parking lot this morning?"
Worker #2: "Yeah. You know, it wouldn't look like such a pretty boy truck if it didn't have plastic chrome-colored door handle stickers, gas cap stickers, and the Fox sticker on the back window."
Worker #2: "Yeah. You know, it wouldn't look like such a pretty boy truck if it didn't have plastic chrome-colored door handle stickers, gas cap stickers, and the Fox sticker on the back window."
by IndependentForever November 2, 2009
Get the Pretty Boy Truckmug. Your crush. Plain and simple.
As a kid, when the Ice Cream truck would come around, you would get excited and shit. Thats how you feel when your crush walks by.
As a kid, when the Ice Cream truck would come around, you would get excited and shit. Thats how you feel when your crush walks by.
by ConkersBadBreathDay August 21, 2013
Get the Ice Cream truckmug. A specialist trick used in 'Slime Games'; involving the practice of bouncing the ball off the backwall and finishing with a deft touch.
by Dangerous Dave The Ninth October 9, 2008
Get the truck 'n' trailermug.