New York Chokehold

When you cum in a girls mouth while she is midsentence and scream a joe pesci quote.

Hoss: you wanna know what I did?
Moe: whats that?
Hoss: I gave that bitch a New York Chokehold.

by akarr May 13, 2016

New York Pipelines

When you gangbang grandma on an abandoned railroad track at 1am on a Tuesday.

Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

New York

The world’s best state. But please. Don’t call NYC “The Big Apple”. I’m not a Mets fan. It’s cloudy a lot though. Go Yankees.

Duke: Here’s the Big Apple!

And he was brutally murdered.

Please, just say New York.

by suite pee October 27, 2021

New York premium

The extra monetary cost of products and other consumer goods within New York City, but is absent on the same items one, or several states over.

A: "I can't believe how much more expensive gas and cigarettes are here"
B: "That's New York premium for you"

by aaa241 September 16, 2015

when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York

why did you pick it up dumb ass.

"# when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York"

by @HEYBITCHS March 7, 2025

New york

Shittiest state to live in. Smells like my dogs ass and trash bags just laying on the sides of the road. You don't have a license and have absolutely no idea how to drive? The New York streets welcome you! People are rude as fuck and shit is so overpriced. I paid 11 dollars for a latte and croissant at Starbucks when i pay 8 dollars in Florida. That was just Manhattan, Brooklyn is even worse. Guys there think consent is a myth and that every woman likes to be groped by a drunk, nasty smelling stranger. Rockefeller center has absolutely nothing to do and the state in general is so overhyped. The only people who like New York are New Yorkers who have never been outside their shitty state. Times square is probably the most overhyped land mark there. They put more effort in making an add for an ass cream look flashy than actually cleaning their streets. Only thing I liked there was a shirt i saw that said New York ❤️S me. Their two story cvs was pretty cool too.

Literally anyone else: “hey do you know where the nearest mcdo-”
New Yorker: “ fuck off you stupid overweight, built like the titanic pig. Instead of ordering a big mac why don't you order some bitches?”

by Wifebeater2000 June 3, 2022

New York, I Love You XOXO

the series finale of Gossip Girl. The episode serves as the tenth episode of the sixth season and the show's 121st episode overall

New York, I Love You XOXO received favorable reviews from television critics. Upon its initial airing, the finale was viewed in the United States by 1.55 million people and garnered a 0.8/2 Nielsen rating/share in the 18–49 demographic, registering as the season's most-watched episode.

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023