Mustafro

a black person's upper lip hair.

"Does Shaquim have some peach fuzz going on?" "Nahhhh, he's got a fuckin mustafro."

by cbrown102489 March 23, 2009

MUSTARD

MUSTARD is an abbreviation meaning Moo U Shit Turd, Also Rat Dust. It is a secretive way to call someone a cow, a shit turd, and a dusty rat.

Omg she is a MUSTARD

by Banana_Human August 12, 2020

Brown Mustache

After having a shit, use your fingers to wipe. Then use your fingers on someone's face to create a Mustache of shit. Obviously this is best done when the person is asleep. When the person wakes up they will initially have no idea where that nice smell is coming from.

"Let's give Paul a brown mustache while he's asleep"

by Al_Bundy November 29, 2007

Mustache

A pillow located on the upper lip used for cushioning falls. Is often confused with beards.

Joe: Good thing I had this mustache to break my 18-story fall, eh Bob?
Bob: Dude, that is not normal.

by Sipping Juice February 6, 2009

Mustafa

Has a massive dick, strong,bruiding black man with aggressive power to burst female ovaries when he shows his sick, he's a god who will fuck anyone white cunt up, damn that guy is such a Mustafa!

Damn that guy is definetly a Mustafa!

by By A Hot Chick August 9, 2019

Mustache

A mustache is an amazing addition to your face. It is the most awesome noun in the universe. Mustaches rule. Mustaches will take you to places unimaginable. There are mustaches on almost every villian in movies. There are pencil mustaches, mustaches like Mario has, moustaches (TEEHEE) ,and the most popular mustache of all, handlebar mustaches.

Person 1- Whoa, is that a handlebar mustache on that guy?
Person 2- yeah. Isn't that so amazing?
Person 1- i wanna be him.

by Zoan June 2, 2013

Mustard Crumpet

Refers to when a man has finished fucking a chick and pulls out his dick, then proceeds to take a dump on her pussy before taking a step back and pissing on it. In doing so resembling a very mustardy crumpet.

The other night Chris accidentally walked in on his sister Steph getting a mustard crumpet from her boyfriend.

by ECMF May 28, 2010