The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.

Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?

by L*na August 2, 2022

Masturbating

Touching your COCK after watching porn

Im masturbating to your mum on pornhub

by Wankingking March 5, 2023

Masturbe

When someone is masturbating a associate charges in and interrupts the session.

Rob was looking for some safety scissors and accidentally became the masturbe to Phil's trip to pound town.

by Jordanmlat April 6, 2021

free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions

My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.

by Justjamesar December 23, 2022

Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

by jondich February 1, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Emo masturbator

A individual so weak minded that has nothing better to do than to masturbate to the cuts on his body.

Alejandro is such an emo masturbator I'm going to get a ppo on him .

by Ppogiver September 11, 2018