miatch

a more efficient way of saying "my bitch."

Miatch,open that door for me.

--Yes, Master Rhana.

by Rhana June 29, 2008

Michael Phelps' Diet

see munchies

I'm so high I'm about to go on the Michael Phelps' diet

by phelpsfan March 1, 2009

Michael Qunell

The Big Man ~ father, counselor, poet, scholar. Women all love him. Men want to be him.

Yeah, Chuck Norris is great and all, but he's no Michael Qunell!

by csm0004 November 6, 2011

Metchosin

Home to the coolest farmers you'll ever meet. If you need to swap some poultry, the Metchosin farmer's market is the place to be.

Person 1: "I almost ran over a cow the other day..."
Person 2: "Oh, so you went to Metchosin?"

by Metchosiniscooldon'thate. November 8, 2011

michael jay legs

Legs that are extremeley long, skinny, hairy, and pale white.

Gary has Michael jay legs

by Gary Thorne December 21, 2013

Michael East

A dumb cock sucking faggot who likes big black boners in his mouth. He shoves dog dick up his butt every night to the soundtrack of Lion King. He is also known for robbing all the kfc's.

Michael East? That Faggot put a dick in his butt! Said Travis.

I know he is so gay right? I heard he sucks dick for money! Replied Chris.

by Michael East August 27, 2014

Michael Heath Butt Ruler

A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.

I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.

by ebghjebb February 14, 2017