Mike Mulderrig 

Mike Mulderrig a talented youtuber personality, known for his passion for dogs, marketing and fitness. He's so handsome that turns straight men into gays. He was part of a reality show cast, but we don't need to name it. Let's say it's a show based on...hmmm can't remember much...is that a reality show? Moving on, Mike has a great personality and definitely appreciated by many people.

"Have you seen Mike Mulderrig's muscles?" "Yes, I have and he's a fucking jock"

Mike Mulderrig by MikeMGTV fan March 24, 2021

Mike Tealed 

A video shared on WhatsApp that looks innocent and starts innocent but then the sound of fucking descends loudly. Guaranteed to only happen in public or in front of someone else’s children.

Ffs, I’ve been Mike Tealed again

Mike Tealed by Gramatron March 21, 2022

Rusty Mike 

Receiving a good ole handjob from a fat chick

"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"

"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"

Rusty Mike by Billy Batts August 6, 2012

Sketchy Mike 

A person under the influence of a bean. He or she may appear unable to relax.

Sketchy Mikes may ask questions like:

“Do you like mayonnaise?”
“What is the capital of Wyoming?”

Sketchy Mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
Sketchy Mikes are not dangerous.

Sketchy Mike by SketchyMike November 2, 2017

Magic Mike Syndrome 

Also called MMS. When an unattractive girl gets with a very attractive guy (around Magic Mike level) and thinks because of that shes worth that.

She looks like the missing link and thinks shes too good for me? That bitch has Magic Mike Syndrome

Magic Mike Syndrome by insanegod March 4, 2019

Money Mike 

Typically a black man that is very poor and acts like the richest person.He usually is on some type of drug on days that end with the word day and is also always getting hurt.

Money Mike just robbed a bank

Money Mike by Tommyhil July 26, 2019

mike jones 

an annoying swishahouse rapper who got famous by his reaptative catch phrase (mike jones who? mike jones who)

mike jones who i said back then they didn't want me now i'm...tippin on 44 wrapped 44 i'm mike jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mike jones by ja-loc August 5, 2005