Left Nut

The act of beating someones ass, without using any effort.
You use as much effort as your left nut.

Friend 1: Hey you gonna beat his ass?
Friend 2: Yeah hes soft, Ill put that left nut action in on him!
Friend 1: damn nice!

by BigD19 December 18, 2012

Left Wanker

When communism means free hand jobs for all

Reactionary: Only an extreme Left Wanker would advocate seizing the assets of the rich and distributing them to the poor. I'm going to ignore that forms of wealth redistribution exist in every democratic nation in the world in my strawman of their argument and continue to fear change due to how my socioeconomic environment restricted my access to education and multicultural experiences limiting my ability to think independently and have empathy for those who are different from me.
Left wanker: you fool, by rejecting materialism and having a collectivist mindset I'm ready to offer my legendary two handed technique to any glorious comrade fighting against the evils of capitalism. Don't you know communism means free hand jobs for all?

by leftistmonke November 25, 2020

No Fag Left Behind Law

Society is not happy with kids growing up straight anymore, so they must put them through numerous bullshit encounters with fake-happy cocksuckers. If a child chooses to be straight, which is normal and humane, he or she is forced, by the media, to endure the belly-aches that come from watching and reading about fags and how it is OK to suck cock, even if you have a mustache.

You only think you like girls, Johnny. According to the new NFLB Law, you must watch MTV and other fag channels before you can be a real boy and play Baseball or Football.

by w.yokum March 14, 2005

left wing

A system of thinking that advocates for the destruction or elimination of social hierarchies in pursuit of a more fair and just society. Schools of thought include Socialism, Communism, and Anarchism. Does not exist in many western countries.

The left typically expresses opposition to practices which produce inequality and hierarchies such as states and private (not personal) property. It is also fundamentally opposed to racism, sexism, classism, homophobia, transphobia, and other forms of bigotry.

Bernie Sanders is the closest thing America has had to a left wing candidate, yet anyone who knows anything about left wing ideology knows that he is center left at the very most. He’s not even calling for the elimination of the state.

by -Doops- April 20, 2020

left over

People that are not very intelligent. They tend toward menial jobs that require little or no thought. People with low ambition that are a drain on society. Loser

I had a run in with the left over at grocery store today. I asked him where the cucumbers were and he pointed me to the squash.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Guaranteed Left

When you creep your way into an intersection with the intention to turn left, yet there is no end to oncoming traffic in sight.

This way, when the light eventually turns red, you are guaranteed the quick left turn in the short delay between oncoming traffic stopping and the crossing traffic going.

"Traffic was really heavy and the green arrow had already disappeared, so rather than wait through a whole new light cycle, I made the guaranteed left."

by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009

Left Ear Piercing

Men, who have their left ear piercing were consider heterosexual, it was a westernized philosophy, that was proven that men were straight but as we go back into time it was also the def ear, so when your ears was pierced it was to show your were def in one ear. Heterosexuality comes in by the white woman (North American) approaching in the streets, because that was the side she considered straight, which was being a good fellow, and introducing you to heterosexual intercourse, because your are showing her you are straight and also cute, men who wear their left ear usually stray away from any hoop or loop earrings, studs is what they would wear. Hoops, loops, other earrings of choice were out of style and became a thing for older folks during the 1960’s to the 1970’s.

“I’m going to pierce my sons ears honey” ...”Left ear piercing straight”.

by Snoop Capone February 9, 2021