by Kidkangaroo August 27, 2015
This is a phrase coined by C Haddon Chambers and it can be taken to mean either :-
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens
Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.
by AKACroatalin August 23, 2020
When your boyfriend/girlfriend is across the ocean, not able to meet you , but still continues to love each other.
by xxbubblesxx May 27, 2016
something you don't want unless you are a woman or have an epic mullet, in witch case you have a right to have long and lovely locks.
by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 18, 2021
The stupid dumb motherfucker who shot up a bar and grill in LA and killed an officer in the process.
Yo did you hear about that LA Bar and Grill shooting?
Yeah that dumbass Ian Long did it and killed an officer in the process thank god he fucking died
Yeah that dumbass Ian Long did it and killed an officer in the process thank god he fucking died
by DickyDockster November 08, 2018
The sexual act of performing an aimed long jump onto your partner and simultaneously inserting your dick in as the jump lands. Events include the oral Mexican long jump, back door long jump, and classic Mexican long jump.
Dude 1:"Whoa, did you see johnny miss that Mexican long jump?"
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."
by Ferret Waffle May 19, 2011
A long distance relationship requires strong bonds and truthfullness as well as honesty. It requires two people who truely heart *Second Deffinition* or love each other. There are many levels of "Long Distance Relationships" ranging from hours away to states away or even countries away.
Gates: Hey How are you in that one girl
Phillip: We're doing great our long distance relationship is working out fine
Gates: Thats great man
Phillip: We're doing great our long distance relationship is working out fine
Gates: Thats great man
by Jonathan Drake April 03, 2007