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Kings College

Bunch of twats who take up the fucking bus but pay 1,000 just to go to school. Group of fat pricks who'll see shooting up your school in a months time but will get sent to a mental hospital cos he was fucked up
James Charles Freddie Matthews: my dad only has 3 cars, we're so fucking poor.
George Freddie Sebastian: Oh my word only 3 cars what a bloody cheapskate!

Kings College
by asdfghjklsmd September 16, 2017
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drag king

by DD Keeper June 4, 2003
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king tut

The pose a female strikes when accidentally caught naked. An attempt to cover the breasts by crossing the arms in front of them. Often used in risque celebrity photography or on the cover of porno mags.

Also refers to the same position during sex in an attempt to keep the breasts from bouncing excessively.
I walked in on her naked, but I couldn't see her tits because she was doing the king tut.

I nailed her so hard she had to do the king tut to keep from getting a black eye.
by Tony Pavich January 10, 2006
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King the Sky

To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.
I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.

My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.

cum accident your mom
by Karmanaut December 24, 2012
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Keyboard King

Someone who can only talk shit online and makes excuses as to why they won't say their insults through voice and/or video chat.
Troll: Hey fat fucking retard. You gonna kill yourself now or later?
Normie: shut up you keyboard king.

Troll: LMFAOOOOO THIS FUCKING LOSER!!!
Normie: You wanna talk in call or video since you're typing your mouth away?
Troll: Nah I'mma laugh at how ugly you are lmfaoooo.
Normie: point proven. keyboard king.
by ScarletSteed March 2, 2020
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Larkman King

Title awarded to man in charge on the Larkman Estate, Norwich, UK. King of the Larkmanites, the big man.
Guy #1 - who's that twat
Guy #2 - watch it mate, that's the Larkman King, show some respect.
by KingWeasel October 25, 2018
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Sneak King

A Burger King video game from 2006 where you get to play as the Burger King. You sneak up on people and give them food.
Jerome: Have you played Sneak King?
Linda: What's that?
Jerome: It's a Burger King video game.
Linda: They have a video game?
by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
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