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sam kelly

thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes
by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017
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Kelly

That bitch is a real kelly
by salt racoon March 10, 2024
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kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
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Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.
by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012
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Travis Kelly

Travis Kelly
A rare breed of friend who’s big-headed, but only because his brain and heart take up too much space. Always the smartest one in the room (and won’t let you forget it), but backs it up by being loyal, dependable, and showing up when it actually counts — whether it’s in 5 minutes or 5 days. Known for a smile that can undo a bad day, and for remembering little things about you that even you forgot. Never really wrong (annoying, but true), and even when he gets lost along the way, he means well and somehow makes life lighter just by being there.
Everyone needs a Travis Kelly in their life — someone who calls you out, lifts you up, and never disappears for good.”
by KaylaYouKnowIMeanThisome August 27, 2025
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Machine Gun Kelly

When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips
I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it
by Urban dic daddy March 20, 2023
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R Kelly

A person who is sentenced to 30 years in prison
Person 1:you know r Kelly was sentenced to prison…
Person2: wth 😭
by Twizzy ya boi June 29, 2022
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