thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes
by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012

Travis Kelly
A rare breed of friend who’s big-headed, but only because his brain and heart take up too much space. Always the smartest one in the room (and won’t let you forget it), but backs it up by being loyal, dependable, and showing up when it actually counts — whether it’s in 5 minutes or 5 days. Known for a smile that can undo a bad day, and for remembering little things about you that even you forgot. Never really wrong (annoying, but true), and even when he gets lost along the way, he means well and somehow makes life lighter just by being there.
A rare breed of friend who’s big-headed, but only because his brain and heart take up too much space. Always the smartest one in the room (and won’t let you forget it), but backs it up by being loyal, dependable, and showing up when it actually counts — whether it’s in 5 minutes or 5 days. Known for a smile that can undo a bad day, and for remembering little things about you that even you forgot. Never really wrong (annoying, but true), and even when he gets lost along the way, he means well and somehow makes life lighter just by being there.
“Everyone needs a Travis Kelly in their life — someone who calls you out, lifts you up, and never disappears for good.”
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