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The Keep

Biggest V-Tuber fan known to man.
The Keep is a big boi fan of v-tubers.
by WeeWoo21919 October 12, 2020
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Keep on screwing

Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.
Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!

Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!

Cathy Keep on screwing!

Both Aaahhh! Kill her!

Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!

Both Disembowl her dead corpse!
by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020
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keep it ace

Similar to keep it 100 or keep it a buck but more along the lines of keep it straight or in complete honesty.
Keep it ace, we boutta win this game.
You really think you can get her bro? Keep it ace.
by Anonymous Mind May 15, 2016
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keeping it real

the reason we have race quatos on college admissions
i know i was supposed to keep a job, but paying bills is for suckas when you can just steel everything, i likes to keep it real

i know the people next door are trying to sleep at 3am while i am playing my music loudly, but someone has to keep it real up in this section 8 housing

when the judge told me i had to do 30days of community service for robbing a bank and raping one of the tells, i just had to keep it real and try to attack the judge, that judge will not be keeping it real with me, that be my role yo
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Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.
by Nork^er January 13, 2019
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Keep your feelings in your purse

Generally used derogatorially towards women who sell their body. Her pimp will tell her to keep her feelings in her purse when she isn't focusing on making money. Rather, she is more focused on baby daddy drama or other people's business.
Stop trippin girl! We'd make better money if you'd keep your feelings in your purse.
by Kasey Jayne July 1, 2018
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Keep Yourself Safe

An alternative to the abbrevation KYS (The term "Kill Yourself"). This is often used to not offend or get censored by the app.
Man, you should Keep Yourself Safe! (Not meant to tell you to commit suicide, only an example.)
by dswqsa895 January 14, 2024
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