jim

the biggest thing you will ever see its the biggest shlong

jim has a big shlong

by jimmnetron June 7, 2022

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silly jim

when you pop a boner and fart at the same time

yo no way bro i can't belive you cracked a silly jim out on that 3 way with kelly last night!!

by sheep.boners June 1, 2016

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Another way to talk about a gym by personifying it.

Your best friend which you can visit anytime to get better, bulked up and shredded.

You are feeling down? Go Jim

You want to impress your bros? Go Jim

Your girl left you? Jim always here for you

No excuses, pack your shit and go Jim!

by Jimbroski June 22, 2022

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Jim-eye

**n.,** A facial expression meant to communicate the phrase, *can you believe this guy?* or *what the fuck was that?* in the manner of Jim Halpert of The Office

**v.,** To wordlessly seek sympathy from- or commiserate with a witness to an egregiously unreasonable encounter.

The only Trump-related Tweet I've seen was the one where Michelle Jim-eyes the camera after Melania leaves her holding a box.

by Vaffangool February 7, 2018

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Jim-Nita

She is the perfect combination of smart and sexy. She is loyal to a fault and her overthinking makes her beautiful smile dim at times. However, as each day passes she is learning her self worth and it is more and more evident in her posture and patience.

Jim-Nita can never be just a coworker because she loves fiercely without pause or hesitation. She is everyone’s work wife. She works hard and is more productive than most but she’ll also flip off her boss if pushed enough.

She loves a massage or having her hair played with.

You’ll never meet a red headed jim-Nita because the world couldn’t survive it but she has the genes for it so she probably has a red headed child.

Person one: i was told off today

Person two: was it a Jim-Nita?

by FJPNMRP! December 2, 2021

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