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Lamar Jackson

Someone who can't follow through with winning the Super Bowl and loses after winning 14 games straight.

Nothing compared to the GOAT TOM BRADY.
Matthew: Yo Ravens are gonna win this year!
Sanj: No way loser, they're about to pull a Lamar Jackson.
by YooOOooOoooo2 January 25, 2020
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Jacksonville University

A private university in , oddly enough, Jacksonville Florida.

In the beginning Jacksonville University was an all womans school dominated by the fine arts and general liberal arts education. As the school slowly grew the board of trustees wanted to cultivate a "Harvard of the South" image.

Today, Jacksonville University is a coed university of around 2000 students offering a general liberal arts education dominated by the Fine Arts department at Harvard prices.

Other than that, the university has no distinguishing features or achievements other than the campus is reasonably pretty and the city of Jacksonville is passable a place as any to spend your time while going to college.

Jacksonville University is referred to by its students as simply JU. It is referred to by the faculty as " The Hardest University In The World to Get Fired From"

It is the college students in and around the Jacksonville area. " went to once" or briefly considered while attending the famous JU Student Center Keg parties, before they sobered up of course.

Like most colleges, JU has a bunch of fraternities...rah rah rah. Unlike most universities JU has no sports programs to speak of and almost no community support for the programs that do exist. JU had a brief fling at national exposure in men's basketball in the early 70's. Like all things JU, the team lost to UCLA in the NCAA tournament final and rapidly faded to obscurity as the citizens of the fair city of Jacksonville droped JU like a bad habit.

Other than that...nothing.

JU could have been a great school except that the short sighted Board of Trustees have a good comfortable thing going as do the faculty. Just as a sports or academic program seems to be taking off, the Board pulls the rug out and puts the money back in the fine arts department.

As they say, JU put the "ME" in mediocrity.

Go Dolphins.
Where did I graduate from college? Jacksonville University? No, no..I went there once.
by gfeet June 23, 2009
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back-to-back jacks

1. In baseball, when two consecutive batters each hit a home run.
2. The act is sitting back-to-back with someone, while giving each other reach-around manual stimulation.
1. "Dude, I went to the Orioles game last night and Roberts and Markakis hit back-to-back jacks!"
"What was the final score?"
"They lost 10-2."

2. Tom and Kevin had some drunken back-to-back jacks last night, claiming it's not gay if they can't see what they're doing
by Castrati July 25, 2011
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lake jackson handshake

Grabbing the nearest dick handy and pumping for all your worth.
I wasn't expecting it, but suddenly in the middle of class, he gave me a Lake Jackson Handshake
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
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Mark Jackson

An awkward action done at the end of a date. Usually associated with a fist pump or a high five. The action is totally unexpected to the receiver of the mark jackson, and comes natural to the person doing it. The person giving the mark jackson is blissfully unaware of the action, and as a result has no idea that the action resulted in a total loss of social respect from the person's peers.
John: Did you hear what happened at the end of Heather's date?
Connor: No, did she kiss him? It was only the first date
John: Dude she told me that he said good bye and gave her a fist pump!
Connor: Oh man she just got Mark Jacksoned!!!
by Jate77q August 24, 2010
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dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.
hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.
by theepicpeenlord69 March 23, 2021
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