Bong Water Johnson

A stupid piece of shit.

"Damn Bong Water Johnson, that was dumb as shit."

by Kanye West's sexy uncle July 30, 2020

the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.

I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.

by rayjay October 12, 2005

Johnson Extractor 3000

a tool that allows you to extract your Johnson from any orifice that it might have gotten stuck in.

Mike - “Dude, you cop your Johnson Extractor 3000?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”

by starchild.69.69 July 20, 2019

Johnson County Schools

A much fancier way of saying "Hell Hole" or "Freak Show".
Typically used to describe a place with tons of mentally disabled white people.

Person A : "Goddamn, that place was filled with retarded inbreds."
Person B : "Haha! It's Johnson County Schools down there!"

by High Tonight December 17, 2022

hank johnson, sr

a variation on the hank johnson where the hands have a up and down motion while the hank johnson is going down.

"I was visited by hank johnson, sr last night and i need an ice pack for my nuts, juan."

by robitio57 January 9, 2009

Dr. Umar Johnson

DONATIONS DONATIONS. GIFTSSSSSS. GIFTSSSSSS

"Yo bro, what is the snow bunny crisis, and why do you keep telling me I'm a negro?" - Charleston White
"The snow bunny crisis is a term coined by Dr. Umar Johnson to stop the spread of the black brothers from getting down on their knees for these white women." - Kamari Amadu

by DrUmarJohnsonLover911 January 23, 2023

Lia Marie Johnson

One of the prettiest and most perfect girls on youtube. Lia is a singer, actress and plays the guitar and she is very talented at all 3. She has a gorgeous smile that lights up the world. Her birthday is November 23 1996 and she lives in San Diego. Her own channel has over 200,000 subscribers and she also appears on a few other shows like My Music and Teens React.

youtube.com/liamariejohnson
twitter.com/LiaMarieJohnson
facebook.com/LiaMarieJohnsonFanPage

Billy: I love Lia Marie Johnson more than anything in the world.
Morgan: Creeeeeper!!

by BiggestLiaFanAUS October 17, 2012