A fake Jacob

A person who doesn’t like bees
He’s a bee hater, that’s why he’s a fake Jacob :(
by Yemayemayema March 08, 2020
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Jacob Davies

Fuck you can hear a Jacob Davies from here
by They man boy November 24, 2021
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Jacob Harris

A little annoying rat that poops his pants and doesn't clean it up and eats way to much cheese.
He also sucks at every game he plays because his favorite game is 2k which is actually trash and is the same game every year but somehow he thinks it is actually good, his brain is literally mushy brain soup.
Jacob Harris says "NbA 2K iS gOoD gUyS i SwEaR"
by Wee Tod October 29, 2020
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Gabriel jacobs

Has huge peepee and is friends with people who also have big peepee and chick's with large peepee's too.
by Bubbly bubba April 14, 2022
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julian jacobs

The beat kind of person, a caring person who tries to be very respectful to all, also they have a massive dick, like a huge one. Also they are always the best in bed so if u find one don’t let them go
Person 1: Did u hear I slept with Julian Jacobs last night
Person 2: are the rumors true

Person 1: Damn straight they are
by The best kind of person March 09, 2021
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Jacob Abraham

A Jacob abraham is a person who is a massive bills mafia fan, and is often extremely loud when watching football. They often get cut from football teams for unruly behavior, and they love Josh allen and pushing p.
Jant: Damn!!! Why’s he so loud?

Cartier: Don’t worry about him. He’s a Jacob Abraham.
by should’ve gotten a plain pie January 28, 2022
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Jacob’s Dad

A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.

Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.

He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
“I’d probably have to go Jacob’s Dad since he’s the most naked
by MantleLikesKids January 05, 2023
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