Little J

When you masterbate and cum in your belly button. Due to the difficulty, it usually results in someone cumming on their chest.

I just took 5 minutes to Little J before my friends came over.

by ISleptWithYourSister December 09, 2020

William J.

A person who has the most amazing soul and she has fallen deep in love with him, only for it to grow more and more. he is the most wonderful person with a generous heart and a magical touch which will soothes her heart. he's the reason for her to open her eyes and the reason she is choses not to. In her eyes he is the most unbelievable person, caring, understanding, and generous. He is the most stunning person she has seen, with everything a angel exhibits. He's charming, sensitive and a wonderful advisor who has a gift for curing the one of the most deadliest diseases, fear. he cure fear with his love and replaces it with strength and courage. he is her sunrise and sunset. He's the love that she breathes.

Some may say love is dream, but love is is a dream living in reality... her dream is William J.

by PDque June 07, 2010

speedy j

The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.

I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.

by SomethingRemotelyFunny May 24, 2018

j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.

Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.

by jwife January 22, 2022

Lucky J

When a girl gives you head with braces and your lucky enough not to get cut.

"Ey bro, you know Whitney?"
"Yeah that broad with the braces"
"Mhm, she gave me head yesterday"
"So she gave you Lucky J?"

by 3 Palm November 24, 2013

Terry J

A hip-hop artist from Orlando, Terry Sanksalso known as Terry J has released several singles although unsigned. Originally haling from California, Terry is currently best known for his single "Bag Em' All" which features hip-hop artist Max V".

Man: "Did you hear that new Terry J track?"

Woman: "Yes, I want to have his kids!"

by hiphophead14 August 24, 2009

J-swag

The swagga of a person of Japanese origin.

Yeah, definitely got some J-swag going on there ;)

by J-whore May 23, 2011