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Man, whatever your mom says

Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.
Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!
by Your Awesome January 5, 2011
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she say do you love me

A meme from Drake’s song “God’s Plan” where two ppl are shown fighting over love, sometimes at the end, there is earrape
*video* She say do you love me?
I tell her only partly, I only love my bed, and my momma, I’m S O R R Y
by iLittleGamerGD May 18, 2018
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wat u say bout ma mom

what people say for no apparent reason
person 1: hey
person 2: WAT U SAY BOUT MA MOM!
by matt January 31, 2004
mugGet the wat u say bout ma mommug.

people who say noob are fucking morons

If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.
John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"
by Dirk Dickher March 17, 2005
mugGet the people who say noob are fucking moronsmug.

the 7 words u cant say on T.V.

shit,piss,fuck,cunt,cocksucker,mother fucker,tits.
the 7 words u cant say on T.V. is shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.
by tizzle p October 20, 2008
mugGet the the 7 words u cant say on T.V.mug.
Person 1: what did the o say to the other o?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Ohio
Person 2: Bruh, That Was Soooooooooooo Funny. Alexa Play Despacito.
Alexa: *Plays Despacito*
Person 1: Bro What The Hell.
by Eden D. Snuts November 27, 2022
mugGet the what did the o say to the other o?mug.

I watched my grandpa say penis

It was a sad day, that day. I, Youngboy Never Broke Again, watched my grandpa say penis.
"I watched my grandpa say penis". "Damn bro, nice cock btw."
by bbq bacon burger December 25, 2022
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