Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.

I couldn't believe it! I was on my first date with Fray and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one_timer99 December 19, 2008

Irish Storytelling

An aimless, meandering, stream-of-consciousness narrative form rife with circumstantial details that ultimately dominate the principal plot and serve as jarring segues between thematically unrelated acts.

Person A: Hey man, whats up?
Person B: My life is so tragic. This one time I went fishing with my dad all day and we didn't catch a fish between us and then I pissed my pants. Then I saw an octopus."
A: That story was all over the place!

B: No it wasn't. I did eat a chocolate bar too.
A: Nigga, you are great at Irish Storytelling.

by Dr Auts April 10, 2015

Irish girlfriend

A dirty little secret.

True statement. I used that for my Irish girlfriend a few years back

by Pantsandshirts January 5, 2017

itesham

A guy who loves to dance on stripper poles in a school class.

Itesham fell from his stripper pole and hit his head on the floor.

by xxx.o February 9, 2017

Irish deepthroat

Inserting ones junk into a trach stoma. Generally the only way a person of Irish descent can achieve this feat.

Young Shamus was proud to watch the young lass gagging, albeit was only achieved in an Irish deepthroat.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 April 20, 2019

Irish kiss

Irish kiss is when a guy has his eyes closed tongue out licking another's anal region.

"John gave his girl an Irish kiss in front of her parents!"

by DaMe0w March 17, 2022

Irish Car Bomb

When you take a ginger out to the pubs on St. Patrick’s day and leave your load inside of her at the end of the night

“Hey mitchell you should take Zoe out to the pubs tonight and give her an Irish Car Bomb.”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022