Mom~ "I just did the dirty with your brother"
Husband~ " what the fuck we habe been married for 9 years"
9 year old~ "well hell this is good fun and fresh does this mean that I can finally do the dirty with my sister"
Mom and husband~ "oh shIt our daughter is gay!"
Husband~ " what the fuck we habe been married for 9 years"
9 year old~ "well hell this is good fun and fresh does this mean that I can finally do the dirty with my sister"
Mom and husband~ "oh shIt our daughter is gay!"
by ShiningSkank July 4, 2019

by lonelyisland92 February 20, 2011

Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.
Example 1;
Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos
Emily: only if you come with me
Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong
Example2;
Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay
Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B
Son: you're shitting me?
Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos
Emily: only if you come with me
Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong
Example2;
Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay
Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B
Son: you're shitting me?
by after you bitch February 14, 2012

by ravenbby January 13, 2009

Bro your girl was hella Fresh off the swings when she saw me flurtin with all these sluthers.
OR
Foo, you know this Fisher Price can't scoop up any brew, hes Fresh off the swings!
OR
Foo, you know this Fisher Price can't scoop up any brew, hes Fresh off the swings!
by 2DotDee July 9, 2011

got to get that fade done up every two weeks, it just comes with the territory of being a fresh ass motherfucker
by Homeless Chicken November 23, 2022

by chubby checkers June 11, 2006
