When the person you're talking to or texting really does NOT want to talk to or text you.
It has to be late at night, otherwise it would make no sense whatsoever.
It has to be late at night, otherwise it would make no sense whatsoever.
by EbearV1.0 November 25, 2014
Get the I'm going to sleepmug. 
Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)
by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012
Get the EveryDay I'm Bufferingmug. by thegirlthatkrumps December 23, 2010
Get the I'm festively plumpmug. The most useful excuse you will ever have when visiting a foreign land. Gives you almost instant leeway to be rude, ignorant, or just all around screw with foreign peoples mind. Because most countries expect so little brain power from us, why not use that to our advantage, hmm?
ex 1;
Mike: *spills steaming hot coffee all over French guys lap*
French Guy: OW! Wat ze' hell?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
French: Oh, well zat explainz zvery' thing. *
ex 2;
Mike: *steals a Australian guys taxi cab*
British Guy: Oi! Who the bloody 'ell do yew think you AHHre?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
British Guy: Bloody figures... Might as well naut even botha' then. *stomps off*
Mike: America: 2, World: 0 *snickers victoriously*
ex 3;
Mike: *snags the sandwich off a Japanese guys plate and takes a bite*
Japanese Guy: Ayy yaahhh! Who you think you are, rude person?
Mike: *slowly* Me sorry, I'm Ammmerricaaannn.
Japanese Guy: *scowls and stands up walking off* Stewpid Amarakins', no manner, no honna'!
Mike: I reiterate, America: 3, World:0. *smiles and takes another bite*
(Offensive outlook on accents intended. Sorry, I'm American. :)
Mike: *spills steaming hot coffee all over French guys lap*
French Guy: OW! Wat ze' hell?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
French: Oh, well zat explainz zvery' thing. *
ex 2;
Mike: *steals a Australian guys taxi cab*
British Guy: Oi! Who the bloody 'ell do yew think you AHHre?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
British Guy: Bloody figures... Might as well naut even botha' then. *stomps off*
Mike: America: 2, World: 0 *snickers victoriously*
ex 3;
Mike: *snags the sandwich off a Japanese guys plate and takes a bite*
Japanese Guy: Ayy yaahhh! Who you think you are, rude person?
Mike: *slowly* Me sorry, I'm Ammmerricaaannn.
Japanese Guy: *scowls and stands up walking off* Stewpid Amarakins', no manner, no honna'!
Mike: I reiterate, America: 3, World:0. *smiles and takes another bite*
(Offensive outlook on accents intended. Sorry, I'm American. :)
by LocustOfTheNile666 February 25, 2011
Get the Sorry, I'm Americanmug. "I agree with you wholeheartedly"
"I couldn't have said it better myself"
could be an opinion about something good or bad
"I couldn't have said it better myself"
could be an opinion about something good or bad
Those two just argue all night. They should just break-up.
That's what I'm sayin'
That was the best concert I've ever seen in my entire life!
That's what I'm sayin'!
That's what I'm sayin'
That was the best concert I've ever seen in my entire life!
That's what I'm sayin'!
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
Get the that's what I'm sayingmug. Response when your motive for saying something is questioned and you a) had no motive or b) do not want to reveal your motive.
a.)
"I like monkeys."
"Huh?"
"I'm just sayin'"
b.)
"John's coming to the party tonight."
"I don't care. I'm not really interested in him anymore."
"I'm just sayin'"
"I like monkeys."
"Huh?"
"I'm just sayin'"
b.)
"John's coming to the party tonight."
"I don't care. I'm not really interested in him anymore."
"I'm just sayin'"
by joribeth April 21, 2005
Get the i'm just sayin'mug.