Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.
by parallel_master June 13, 2018

A hipster who has out hipstered anyone else in terms of irony to the point where they are more that a hipster. In theory, there can be triple hipsters and higher, but these individuals are either gay or Kanye West.
I don't dress like a hipster, but I do it to be ironic because I am a hipster, so that makes me a double hipster.
by Random Yelling February 28, 2011

a hipster chick is a straight up chill person. they like old school things/clothing or they just wear whatever they fucking want and they most likely smoke weed. unlike the average chick...hipster chicks honestly don't give a fuck about what people say. they don't worry about making new friends because her old ones are the best. they aren't looking for a relationship all the time they wait for a certain type of guy to carry on a long good relationship with.
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by imkalikush September 11, 2011

A person (usually male) who only gets his sports information from the ESPN network and quotes their analysts indiscriminately claiming it as his own opinion.
Guy 1: "Did you know Joe thinks the SEC is the best football conference?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."
Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."
by Allen Killen January 1, 2011

an upper middle class boy, who thinks longboarding is underground and cool. yet he buys overly priced boards every month from bad dealers. similar to the behavior of a "hypebeast" I.E, going to flight club and buying 400 dollar jordans when you could get them at a mall for 75 to 100 dollars. both do this to make up for having a small penis, or "anxiety disorders."
by 1 guy 1 hypebeast March 29, 2011

(n). The mainstream or wannae-be hipster. Wears the hipster clothes and knows some of the bands, but falls short of the 'real' hipster
I got this shirt at Urban Outfitters.
Man, that girl is so neo-hipster.
I wouldn't be caught dead at the 930 club, it's full of neo-hipsters.
Man, that girl is so neo-hipster.
I wouldn't be caught dead at the 930 club, it's full of neo-hipsters.
by sean@ndcallie September 16, 2005

A common picture on 4chan of a young man, giving the thumbs up sign and grinning eagerly in front of a yellow sports car, thus giving him the name 'happy hipster', for his fad of sports cars and his friendly grin. Many people photoshop the picture of the man onto related pictures of a 4chan posters topic.
It is mainly found on /b/, though every board has taken this fad.
It is mainly found on /b/, though every board has taken this fad.
"Will someone post a picture of some hot Russian chicks puking in each others mouths?"
*Insert happy hipster here*
*Insert happy hipster here*
by Happy Hipster April 23, 2008
