Half cocked

When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.

*person 1* I hate it when my dick is half cocked

*person 2* I thought you were a girl?

by Panagakis42069 May 11, 2021

snap and a half

General expression of shock, dismay, frustration, etc. Very versatile.

Maria: Who's that with Tanisha?
Daniela: Snap and a half, it's your boyfriend!

by tizzi colton November 23, 2011

Half Hunter

A male or female who is attracted to or pursues people of mixed races.

Bryan: Damn, Tommy is a Half Hunter, he only goes for lightskins

by halfhoesloveme June 26, 2016

Half masked

When someone hangs their mask off one of their ears

The grocery worker was scolded by his manager fot being half masked while filling the shelves.

by Countercorkscrew June 30, 2020

Butt and a half

When something just really sucks to a point where it's not just a butt

Wow this shit tastes like a butt and a half

by Anoyumus October 7, 2017

Dick-and-a-half

A very long time or long distance.

Where did we park the car? Ah fuck, it's a dick-and-a-half away!!

by Tarwen March 21, 2019

Half-dod

3 and a half grammes.. Also known as an eighth, a half-score, a halfdig, a tenner bit as well as other slang terms.. Usually refers to cannabis..

"My m8 just got in touch and asked for a half-dod"

A half-dod is exactly half of a fulldod (see dictionary)

by Andrew Rick Francis January 16, 2014