A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019
The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.
- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.
- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.
- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.
by otto88 October 29, 2021
A breakfast that is free at a cheap hotel consisting of food that has been put in warmers for too long and made for the masses.
by Cheap Traveler June 25, 2023
A group of grown men who need to wee-wee-wee- back home and shelve the jellies to preserve a little longer.
by The MOMMA PIGS October 30, 2009
A group of grown men who need to wee-wee-wee- back home and shelve the jellies to preserve a little longer.
by The MOMMA PIGS October 30, 2009
So you didn’t sleep with him?
No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog
Oh that’s fucked
No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog
Oh that’s fucked
by Shelbin399 April 27, 2025
A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.
by What’supDoc November 16, 2023