midnight goblin

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.

1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k

by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023

Green Goblin

When you put your nose between a girls ass cheeks and she squeezes. You then proceed to blow your nose as hard as you can, and then eat it out of her ass.

Steve told Tom “man, my allergies are terrible this week. I can’t wait to go home and give my girl the Green Goblin.”

by Drc3 June 1, 2022

sperm goblins

Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm

Theres sperm goblins in the woods

by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022

Spear Goblin Spam

A method in Clash Royale consisting of spamming spear goblins and huts, resulting in a self lobotomization, making you retarded.

Person 1: Hey, are you using the Spear Goblin Spam method?

Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You do realize only low tier arena bots use that when their AI gets desperate, right?

by unused username February 14, 2024

Golden Goblin

A goblin that deserves your utmost respect. Usually crowned by its master.

I crown thee Golden Goblin of the month

by boogerjones July 9, 2023

loot goblin

a person that steals all the loot, this does not apply to bjelland jr

a loot goblin is a person that steals loot, which means that Bjelland is not a lootgoblin, but a teamplayer

by Notbjelland October 29, 2025

Goblin King

A male that is very heavy weighted and sits around playing video games all day. One is also know to lie a lot.

Dude did you see that Goblin King?

Yeah, he told me he's a pilot.

by By Audio January 12, 2013