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Goblin Rag

A snottery old hanky, dropped by a previously trapped Goblin, containing a chuck of slightly snottery amber
Shall we pick up the Goblin Rag?
At least wipe the snot off first.
by Tactical Hotdog February 12, 2021
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Crotch goblin

An absolutely minging little ginger fat fuck of a 12yr old who thinks it’s funny to Roam the streets terrorising normal everyday people this is the type of child to continue breast feeding off of his mother until he is in his 20s.
Eww look at that woman’s ugly ginger child
Must be a crotch goblin
by flapslapper29 May 31, 2025
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Goblin-shoes

Instead of saying ‘god bless you’ when someone sneezes, say ‘goblin-shoes’. Goblins are just as fairy tale like and made up as god is, so have a little fun when someone sneezes.
Somebody: *SNEEZE*
You: Goblin-shoes! (Instead of bless you or god bless you)
by Oakleigh’s January 16, 2022
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Nob Goblin

Sorry bro but your girlfriend is a Nob Goblin
by M£@t-H@mm£r January 20, 2019
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Pepsi Goblin

A lazy ass forklift operator who is employed by Pepsi Beverage Co. Pepsi Goblin is usually fat and wears a scraggly beard resemblant to Pubic hair.
Look at that lazy ass Pepsi Goblin, he’s always sending memes on the job
by Ben Grove May 26, 2024
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Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024
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Cock Goblin

A homosexual who loves to chug the dick. Day to night gobbling cock down. A Cock Goblin.
A heard that guy is a serious Cock Goblin.
by Netsharpshooter October 10, 2016
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