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door goblins

People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.
Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020
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Titty wobbling zitty goblin

A girl with acne and considerable cleavage, that is somewhat exposed and jiggling about
Goodness me friend, did you happen to catch a gaze of that titty wobbling zitty goblin? I believe that look is trending
by CorporalClink August 10, 2020
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Salt Goblin

A "Salt Goblin" is another word for a bogey.
A: oof, that was a hell of a sneeze!
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..
by Witcher Steve August 20, 2020
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Closet Goblin

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.
My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!
by anonymous September 26, 2020
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Toe Goblin

The Toe Goblin is a 《toe goblin 》 that appears when you sleep, as you get told "Gudnoot dont let the toe goblin get you" you will or should quickly look around and see if you can spot them. If not go peacefully to bed ♡~ Bee
"Gudnoot dont let the Toe goblin get your toes"
by Brookieeeeeee October 22, 2020
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dirty goblin

Bloody hilarious go make sure you follow him.
Really funny tells jokes

He is a dirty goblin
by Comedy goblins November 8, 2020
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mean baby goblin

The mean baby goblin that lives in my house ate my donuts and drank my pepsi
by BubbyCat21 October 2, 2020
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