Mom~ "I just did the dirty with your brother"
Husband~ " what the fuck we habe been married for 9 years"
9 year old~ "well hell this is good fun and fresh does this mean that I can finally do the dirty with my sister"
Mom and husband~ "oh shIt our daughter is gay!"
Husband~ " what the fuck we habe been married for 9 years"
9 year old~ "well hell this is good fun and fresh does this mean that I can finally do the dirty with my sister"
Mom and husband~ "oh shIt our daughter is gay!"
by ShiningSkank July 05, 2019
by lonelyisland92 January 31, 2011
Bro your girl was hella Fresh off the swings when she saw me flurtin with all these sluthers.
OR
Foo, you know this Fisher Price can't scoop up any brew, hes Fresh off the swings!
OR
Foo, you know this Fisher Price can't scoop up any brew, hes Fresh off the swings!
by 2DotDee July 09, 2011
Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.
Example 1;
Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos
Emily: only if you come with me
Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong
Example2;
Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay
Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B
Son: you're shitting me?
Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos
Emily: only if you come with me
Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong
Example2;
Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay
Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B
Son: you're shitting me?
by after you bitch January 24, 2012
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