Nah, I'd win.

"Nah, I'd win" is a meme that originated from Jujutsu Kaisen, with the line spoken by Satoru Gojo, or Gojo Sensei.

Would you lose?

Gojo sensei: "Nah, I'd win."

by Slanged Dictionary April 30, 2024

Nah, I'd win.

The best thing to say when you're in a situation where nobody believes you'd win but you believe you would.

Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.

Person 1: Bro are you sure? He's literally built like prime Mike Tyson and literally as fast as a fighter jet.

Person 2: Nah, I'd win.

by Modimodo May 7, 2024

Winning the pooh

Butt fucking

He was winning the pooh when he got his dick in the booty

by Prrsuasian April 16, 2022

bi-winning

When you're a special individual and win at everything you do. Even when it appears you're losing - you're actually winning.

“I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”
- Charlie Sheen

by xxxcajunxxx March 27, 2011

Bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's ability to grab the attention of an entire nation and remain a media darling amidst allegations of drug abuse and mental illness

GMA Andrea Canning: "Some are saying that you're bipolar"

Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and win there. Now what?"

by Ederra March 23, 2011

Winning

Charlie Sheen

It's Charlie Sheen; Duh, winning.

by benngunn777 March 28, 2011

Winning

If lying is winning then yeah bud.

Hym "You're not winning anything you're trying to prove I can't beat God or something but you didn't think I could make the AI work either and you're lying to pretend that I did. If your religion is true you are, in fact, going to hell and God did say I am allowed to kill children for mocking me."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025